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When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ Day

Try  this out: 

Stop  at your  pharmacy and  go to the thermometer section  and 
purchase  a rectal thermometer  made by  Johnson & Johnson. 

Be very sure  you get this brand. 

When  you get home, lock your  doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the  phone so  you will not be disturbed. 

Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove  the thermometer. 

Now,  carefully place it on a table or a  surface so  that it will not become chipped or  broken. 

Now  the fun part begins. 

Take out the  literature from the box and read it  carefully. 

You  will notice that in small print there is a  statement: 

“Every  Rectal Thermometer  made by Johnson &  Johnson is  
personally tested  and  then sanitized.”
 

Now,  close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times,’ I am so glad I do not work in the  thermometer quality control department  at  Johnson  &  Johnson.’